01 December 2010

UAE - Dancing in أبو ظبي

Did you have a good time in the Turks and Caicos? Pinky's favorite song was this ode to Caller ID, because "Who's calling me from ah unknown number? Gangster nuh answa nuh private call." Ain't that the truth. 



We've always wondered if the big shots get folks dialing the wrong number, and if so, do people realize it? If you accidentally call Bill Clinton's cell phone, is his voicemail set up so that it lets you know his identity or is it just the robot lady repeating the phone number you called? What if you have one digit different than him and folks keep calling you? That'd be fun for about two days.

Anyway, you guys wanna head over to the United Arab Emirates today?

It's hard to talk about the UAE (دولة الإمارات العربية المتحدة) today without talking about oil. When the pearl industry died out during the Great Depression (due to economic decline and the advent of the cultured pearl), there wasn't a whole lot going for the region. 





The disparate sheikdoms were allied to the British with treaties, who intervened to settle disputes between them. When oil was found in the early 60's, unification efforts quickly followed. However, it still took about 10 years to get everything in order for a union. And, right about the time their treaties with the British expired and they each became fully independent. Today they are seven monarchies overseen by a government they elect, though this president and prime minister are "essentially hereditary." 



Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque (مسجد الشيخ زايد)  eighth largest in the world!

When you compare the UAE to other Arab states, it's fairly liberal but that tends to happen wh
en you have gobs and gobs of cash flowing in. People want to be able to do what they want with their money and when your GDP per capita is above even the United States, culture can be relaxed a little. Not to imply that it is in any way a bastion of human rights and liberal values, just that you can get an alcoholic drink if you want one. 


Yup. Those are man made islands in the shape of palm trees and the world. G.L.A.M!


You may not be able to drink as openly as in other cultures, but far more so than in Saudi Arabia or Iran. Women can drive, too. Sweet - Ellen loves a good drive. It's still got some old world laws though that more than a few Americans have found out. Lose that job in Dubai and can't pay the rent on your fancy apartment? Better just abandon your car in the airport parking lot and get the hell out of town before you land in debtors' prison. Want to drunkenly make out on the beach? Better think again, especially if y'all aren't married.

Abu Dhabi at night.

For all the glitz and glamor of Dubai and Abu Dhabi, there's a dark underbelly. While citizens have pretty good human rights protections, non-citizens get fucked over pretty regularly, especially since they make up about 80% of the UAE's population. Somebody has to build all those skyscrapers and be servants for those high income, non-taxed folks. Immigrant laborers from poverty-stricken areas in Southeast Asia and Northern Africa are more than happy to have those jobs. One could argue that human rights often lag behind economic development (as was the case with western economies), and that with the maturation of their society, the UAE will come to grant further protections to non-citizens, but such a statement in no way alleviates the fact that economic slavery is currently pervasive in the UAE.


Well, let's head on over to the home of the tallest building in the world, an interesting large-scale experiment in Islamic finance, and very, very cheap gas.





It should start playing automatically. But there is a tuner thingy on the top of the page that is pretty impossible to miss.


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