Vacation!

OK, y'all. Since radio stations are insisting on playing nothing but non-stop and terribly trite Christmas music, and we're doing a little family-real ted travel. So, we're playing the Jet Lag card and are going take a break.

Ellen is going to escape to UAE and hibernate through these next few weeks, and there is rumor that Pinky is heading back to Chile.

So, until our return on January 5th, have a great:

Advent
Diwali
Hanukkah

St. Nicholas' Day

Bodhi Day

Fest of Our Lady Guadeloupe

Ashura

Yule and Litha
Solstice (Summer or Winter depending on your hemisphere)
Saturnalia
Festivus
Kwanzaa

Lunar Eclipse

Christmas

Boxing Day
Hogmanay

New Year
Wintertime

Day

Week

Weekend

Birthday!

(pick all that apply)

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JET LAG!

Oooo, y'all. We have some serious jet lag today. We think it's because we've been wearing those anti-embolism socks for way too long. We'll hit the road again tomorrow, we pinky swear!

In the mean time, feel free to revisit any of our illustrious radio stations or take a day to figure out just exactly what the hell time zone you're in.

Betcha didn't know that Ellen travels exclusively by Segway, even after the Segway guy died by driving his off a cliff. We repeat: OFF A CLIFF. Those things are bona fide death machines!

Any who... Have fun, ya dingos!

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