JET LAG!

Oooo, y'all. We have some serious jet lag today. We think it's because we've been wearing those anti-embolism socks for way too long. We'll hit the road again tomorrow, we pinky swear!

In the mean time, feel free to revisit any of our illustrious radio stations or take a day to figure out just exactly what the hell time zone you're in.

Betcha didn't know that Ellen travels exclusively by Segway, even after the Segway guy died by driving his off a cliff. We repeat: OFF A CLIFF. Those things are bona fide death machines!

Any who... Have fun, ya dingos!

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